I'm hopeless with my phone. I've just got a fairly cheap, although it can do a lot more than I actually use it for, android phone because I use my laptop for everything I possibly can. I have a love/hate relationship with my phone. Mostly hate, lol. I should be able to use that adblocker that
@Denman posted about on my laptop though.
I haven't got a smart TV, although I have been trying to work out if we could afford one. I used to have Sky which I cancelled for some months because neither Mum nor I were watching telly, so we were paying for something we weren't using. I've got Sky back but I chose a fancy new Sky box which seems to have turned our telly into a smart TV - according to the technician who installed it and showed me all these apps on it - so I guess I could watch YouTube on there, but I haven't even tried it yet. Even for recording or watching Sky On Demand. It scares me!


So we're back to paying for something we're not using, lol. I have to give it a go though because I do want telly back!
I've been finding that a lot very recently too
@Turnham, now that you mention it. Subtitles coming up on so many things. I was wondering too if I had activated them. I don't need them! I can understand English! lol
One comedian though that I watch a lot of videos of; they have pretty much always been subtitled. Glaswegian comedian Kevin Bridges, a favourite of mine. I can understand his English perfectly but it seems that a lot of people can't

On one YouTube video I started to watch, an ad came up for something that was supposed to, er reinvigorate a man's sexual prowess using a 'natural' remedy. It started with a woman with a large knife slicing through a cucumber which I thought was rather a phallic-looking object to be taking a knife to, given the context of the ad. She was also squeezing or zesting a lemon for this 'remedy'. But it was the wording that was hilarious. There was something about how the man would be able to please his woman by going for 'hours and hours'. I mean, I'm not getting any these days, but who wants hours and hours?

The wording was so funny that I let it play on to try and remember it but I couldn't so I clicked on the link and it took me straight to a video that was pornographic! I hate porn so of course I clicked off that smartly and cleared my search history and cookies!
Oh well, real life beckons. I've just raced into the supermarket and I am so late getting Mum up she is going to be very pissed off with me. I get really stressed on the supermarket run because that's the only time I leave Mum. I went through the self-service checkout and told the very annoying voice that was telling me to do this and do that because I was a little bit slow, to 'fuck off' and to 'give me a fucking chance'.

