Fortunately-Unfortunately

[Bluebell]

Unfortunately she was schizophrenic, and she had imagined the whole story.

LOL
Where ya been?

 

[caramia]

Fortunately, when he got to the Mexican border, all he had to do was step on over and didn't have to prove anything.

 

[SurpriseMe]

Unfortunately, the law was the least of his problems in Mexico.

 

[caramia]

Fortunately, one of the Federales owed him more than just money.

 

[Skeletal_Wings]

Unfortunately, he was killed anyway, with his whole family watching.

 

[caramia]

Fortunately, one of the family members was armed, and then shot the killer.

 

[steve2613]

Unfortunately he had bad aim and shot the wrong guy.

 

[caramia]

Fortunately, that guy didn't die.

 

[steve2613]

Unfortunately he will never walk again.

 

[bamill]

Fortunately, he doesn't like to leave the house.

 

[steve2613]

Unfortunately his house is to small.

 

[Skeletal_Wings]

Fortunately, he won the lottery and can buy any house he wants.

 

[bamill]

Unfortunately, the nice houses all have stairs.

 

[caramia]

Fortunately, he may be able to get an elevator installed.

 

[Skeletal_Wings]

Unfortunately, he doesn't have nearly enough money to pay for that.

 

[caramia]

Fortunately, he found a nice casita instead, all on one floor.

 

[Skeletal_Wings]

Unfortunately, there was a hurricane and the entire house was decimated.

 

[caramia]

Fortunately he found a cave to hole up in for awhile.

 

[unique]

Unfortunately, the cave is where a bear hibernates and its getting cold.

 

[caramia]

Fortunately that bear just looked at him and yawned.