Fortunately-Unfortunately

[vohk]

Unfortunately the ground was covered in fire ants that promptly started crawling up his calves.

 

[WishIWasBritish]

Fortunately, there was a pond inches away and he jumped in and the ants drowned.

 

[auser1234]

Unfortunately, the pond was covered in ice, he now hypothermic and Cruises contractually obligated running scene is now in jeopardy.

 

[WishIWasBritish]

Fortunately, Charlize Theron showed back up from last year and transported him by carrying him over her shoulder to the nearest hospital.

 

[caramia]

Unfortunately, the nearest hospital was five miles away.

 

[WishIWasBritish]

Fortunately, there was an ambulance passing by and stopped and transported him to the hospital.

 

[melodyy]

unfortunately the ED is full and unable to take new patients or transports